The Ballad Of Me And My Brain

]The Ballad Of Me And My Brain - The 1975
And well, I think Ive gone mad
好吧，我想我已經瘋了
Isnt that so sad?
這不是很悲傷嗎？
And what a shame youve lost a brain that you never had
這是多麼的可笑你丟了一個大腦，雖然你之前從來就沒有擁有過
Oh mum check the car it can't have gone far
媽媽請幫我看看它在不在車裡，它肯定不會跑遠的
I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar
我一定是把它遺留在某節火車或者一間酒吧里了
It's likely in a Sainsbury's
它可能在Sainsbury（一間當地超市）
Flirting with the girls and waiting for me
調戲著那裡的女孩子等待著我去找它
I jumped on a bus, declared my name
我跳上一輛公交車，大聲表明自己的名字
And asked if anybodys seen my brain
問誰看見過我的大腦了
Your brain was last seen going for a run
你的大腦最近被看見在路上跑著呢
And would you sign an autograph for my daughter Laura?
不過你可以先給我的女兒Laura一個親筆簽名嗎？
Cos she adores you
因為她十分喜歡你
But I think you're ****
雖然我覺得你不怎麼樣
'I've gotta look for my brain for a bit!”
“不行我得去找我的大腦！'
I stepped outside, it hurt my eyes
我走出車外，陽光刺激著我的眼睛
“Well what do you expect when you've got no mind!”
“呵呵，你期望一個失去心智的人做些什麼？”
I searched all day it drove me insane
我找了一整天，幾乎要徹底瘋了
“Where would I be if I was my brain?”
“如果我是我的大腦，它會去哪兒？”
The nice nurse told me said she felt my pain
友好的護士告訴我她知道我的傷痛
But couldnt find a single trace of my brain
但卻完全找不到我大腦的踪跡
'Oops I did it again' started playing
開始響起'Oops I did it again'（布蘭妮經典單曲）
Forget my brain, remember my pain
忘記我的大腦，記住我的傷痛