Milk Your Goat

Milk Your
Goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you dont!
Slip summink in her drink
I watch her chattin to that fella and
Im thinking theyre never lovers
Shes a little minx, he looks like one of the
Neville Brothers
Hes lookin smug so hes startin to bug me
This dude is fuckin ugly its not cause
Im jealous
Of other fellas when theyre getting into gashes they shouldnt be
Intoxicated women who when sober they wouldnt be
Getting anywhere, but by exhibiting magic tricks
The girl dont even notice when hes startin to grab her tits 20 minutes prior to the start of this monologue
This dude was at the bar all by himself lookin proper odd
And when the pretty girl turned her back for a second-or-two
Did what all predators-do took his opportunity
He slipped something in her beverage
He knew he never had a chance so to give him more leverage
Cheated now you got a poor little innocent
Off her fuckin face and shes thinking she loves him
Looking at him longingly, this aint where she wanna be
I feel like
Im the only one who noticed this anomaly
Morally inclined to interject, intercept the dudes plan
Just before its gets sickening,
Heartbeat quickening,
I dunno what he put in her glass
But as they pass me hes grabbin her arse cheeks
If it gets nasty
Ill stop the shenanigans
A spanner in his plan look hes over-milked it
Milk Your
Goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you dont!
Slip summink in her drink
Milk Your
Goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you dont!
Slip summink in her drink
Shes still
Holdin the same drink , she gives him a lame wink
Whatever he gave her it wont let her brain think -
Straightly, now shies grinning sat in his lap, his mates
Take turns givin him a pat on the back
Hes got her in his grasp he can do what he wanna do
Take her back to his place you know what he gonna do
I aint a fan of it he dont deserve her
Shes far too pretty man how did he manage it
Just as I get closer,
I look at her finger
It all becomes clear why shes letting him linger
He was stood with a sly little look on his boatrace,
And judging by his threads, he clearly has no taste,
Except in buying jewellery, hes so uninhibited
Hes really made a fool of me cause now
I see what he did
This flash rich bastard is far from plastered
Hes worked a little plan that hes totally mastered
Sees his target, checks shes on the market
And slips a diamond ring into her glass as she guards it
I guess thats pretty cheesy but some men are sleazy
And if you chose wisely some women are easy
When she spots the present say its yours to keep
And for at least one night shes yours to keep
Just flash a precious stone its as simple as that
So there you have it lads, rohypnolÃs old hat
Milk Your
Goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you dont!
Slip summink in her drink
Milk Your
Goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you dont!
Slip summink in her drink
Look I really gotta clear my throat
Fellas lookin silly when they stand and gloat
You aint getting nuttin if you dont take note
See the opportunity and milk that goat
Look I really gotta clear my throat
Fellas lookin silly when they stand and gloat
You aint getting nuttin if you dont take note
See the opportunity and milk that goat
Milk Your
Goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you dont!
Slip summink in her drink
Milk Your
Goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat , find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you dont!
Slip summink in her drink