Melon and the Coconut

Melon and the coconut are sitting on the floor
香香（香瓜）和椰椰坐在地板上
Coco said to Melly, I can't do this anymore
椰椰告訴香香說我不能再繼續下去了
Everything we're doing just feels ****ing cold
一切都顯得毫無意義我感到冷淡麻木
Everything we're shooting is just fake b-roll
那些經歷和回憶不過是虛假的幕後花絮
B-sides killing time filler that's all
像唱片乏味的B面一樣消磨填充這無趣的人生
How did this happen when we were so close?
曾親密無間的我們現在為何這樣疏遠
How did this all go so Pete Tong?
從哪一刻開始肩並肩的我們失以毫釐（注：Pete Tong is used as rhyming slang a bit wrong）
When it all started I thought we would grow old
當我們初識時我便幻想著一起變老的模樣
Living in the city with a baby and a dog
住在城市公寓裡，擁有寶寶和狗子
Doing school runs in a 4x4
開著我喜歡的越野車接送寶貝去往學校
I'd make pancakes and waffles
我會做你喜歡的烤薄餅和華夫
I could be a stay at home G.I. joe
在家裡做個操持家務的G.I.joe（注：G.I.joe 特種兵）
Melly said to Coco, 'You can' t do this anymore?'
香香問椰椰你真的想結束嗎
One day, you'll see you're ****ing wrong
總有一天你會發現你的錯誤和偏執
Sometimes B-sides are the best songs
有的時候最好的歌都藏在唱片B面裡
Sometimes killing time's very fruitful
有的時候虛度時光也是生活的密碼
I know I can't make you younger
我知道我不能追溯你的過去
I can't stop life moving onwards
也無法阻止生活向前
I can' t hide you from life's horrors
我不能消除生活裡的折磨，做你的避難所
I'm not making you like your father
也不會讓你活得像你的父親一樣
Too much quinoa and online shopping
太多的藜麥攝入和網購沉迷麻痺了我
Off-white Air Force ones in boxes
off-white AF 還扔在未拆的盒子裡
You're a ****ing coconut, can't even put 'em on
你卻只是個連鞋都穿不上的傻椰椰
Even if you could you couldn't even pull 'em off
就算穿上了也不好看的傻椰椰