Melon and the Coconut

Melon and the coconut are sitting on the floor
香香（香瓜）和椰椰坐在地板上
Coco said to Melly, I can't do this anymore
椰椰告诉香香说我不能再继续下去了
Everything we're doing just feels ****ing cold
一切都显得毫无意义 我感到冷淡麻木
Everything we're shooting is just fake b-roll
那些经历和回忆不过是虚假的幕后花絮
B-sides killing time filler that's all
像唱片乏味的B面一样消磨填充这无趣的人生
How did this happen when we were so close?
曾亲密无间的我们现在为何这样疏远
How did this all go so Pete Tong?
从哪一刻开始肩并肩的我们失以毫厘（注：Pete Tong is used as rhyming slang a bit wrong）
When it all started I thought we would grow old
当我们初识时我便幻想着一起变老的模样
Living in the city with a baby and a dog
住在城市公寓里，拥有宝宝和狗子
Doing school runs in a 4x4
开着我喜欢的越野车接送宝贝去往学校
I'd make pancakes and waffles
我会做你喜欢的烤薄饼和华夫
I could be a stay at home G.I. joe
在家里做个操持家务的G.I.joe（注：G.I.joe 特种兵）
Melly said to Coco, "You can't do this anymore?"
香香问椰椰你真的想结束吗
One day, you'll see you're ****ing wrong
总有一天你会发现你的错误和偏执
Sometimes B-sides are the best songs
有的时候最好的歌都藏在唱片B面里
Sometimes killing time's very fruitful
有的时候虚度时光也是生活的密码
I know I can't make you younger
我知道我不能追溯你的过去
I can't stop life moving onwards
也无法阻止生活向前
I can't hide you from life's horrors
我不能消除生活里的折磨，做你的避难所
I'm not making you like your father
也不会让你活得像你的父亲一样
Too much quinoa and online shopping
太多的藜麦摄入和网购沉迷麻痹了我
Off-white Air Force ones in boxes
off-white AF 还扔在未拆的盒子里
You're a ****ing coconut, can't even put 'em on
你却只是个连鞋都穿不上的傻椰椰
Even if you could you couldn't even pull 'em off
就算穿上了也不好看的傻椰椰