Gravity Is a *****

It's been your 20s feeling
你20歲給人的感覺是
that u're walking on the ceiling
你在天花板上走來走去
and u party like u're 8 feet tall
你的朋友喜歡你8英尺的身高
U say work is for the birds
你說工作是為了那些鳥
Chasing dreams and mini skirts
追逐夢想和迷你裙
From here everything seem small
這裡一切似乎很渺小
Then 30's come around
到了30歲
and you finally feel the ground
你最終腳踏實地
Look around and maybe start planning
環顧四周，也許該計劃計劃
For what the future holds
未來要什麼
And though you're far from old,
雖然你還年輕
your moisturizer's been less time tanning
你搽潤膚霜的臉很少曬黑
You're hanging over,
你懸而不定
but you're hanging in
但你堅持不懈
You're starting to look
你開始看上去
like all of your friends
像你所有的朋友
Conversations turned up from rock n' roll
話題從搖滾
to kids and politics
到孩子和政治
and how much money you owe
和你欠多少錢
Got bags under your eyes,
你有眼袋了
bigger hips and bigger thighs
到臀圓腿粗
You got places that you can't even itch
你到過的地方，甚至都無法渴望
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it
你可以喝它，吃它，榨取它
But you're never gonna beat it
但你不能走出去
'Cause gravity is a *****
因為地球引力是個混蛋
Forty's kinda boring
四十歲有點無聊
And you spend your time ignoring
你度過你的歲月忽視
the things you don't see so clear
你看不太清楚的一些事
Your reflection in the glass
你在鏡子裡的樣子
is gonna knock you on you ass
會讓你後悔
You wonder how the hell to get down here
你不知道怎麼到這裡的
You're happy in your fifties
五十來歲你是快樂的
Though things are kinda ***fty
雖然形勢有點微妙
At Sixty you find peace of mind
到了60歲你找到了內心的平靜
Go to bed at 8 o'clock
八點上床睡覺
and comb your hairif you still got it
如果你還有頭髮你會梳頭
'Cause you're almost at the finish line
因為你快要到終點了
You're hanging over,
你懸而不定
but you're hanging in
但你堅持不懈
You're starting to look
你開始看上去
like all of your friends
像你所有的朋友
Conversations turned up
話題
from rock n' roll
從搖滾
to kids and politics
轉到孩子和政治
and how much money you owe
和你欠多少錢
Got bags under your eyes,
你有眼袋了
bigger hips and bigger thighs
到臀圓腿粗
You got places you can't even itch
你去的地方你甚至無法渴望
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it
你喝它，吃它，榨取它
But you're never gonna beat it
但你走不出去
'Cause gravity is a *****
因為地球引力是個混蛋
Yeah gravity is a *****
對的，地球引力是個混蛋
I'm here to tell ya
我來告訴你
Gravity is a *****
地球引力是個混蛋