Player Rage (Skit)

Hi um this is a piece that Ive been working on
for quite some time now um its about a guy that I met
and uh its entitled So here it goes
Watch out for those types you know who they are
out all night frontin in that rental car
Always up in the club showing off his bling
like hes some King
doing his thing but for real for real
aint doing a damn thing
Cuz when it comes to shoes hes on point right
when it comes to being smooth hes extra nice
but when it comes to spending loot hes extra tight
Dont even think about drinks
cuz thats a maybe or a might
depending on how badly he needs some ass
Whatever happened to real gentlemen with sophisticated class
who flirted with sweet talks long walks and playing footsie
Nowadays a mother*** *** think a happy meal
is down payment for ************
and best believe if he aint gettin he wont go
But say you do the nasty
hell be the first to call you hoe
Could it be cuz you dont like it nice and slow
or because your first name he dont even know
And if he didnt think he could respect a woman
because of first night *** why the hell was he begging
All that ************t talk about
'Watch what happen when I get you naked'
only to find out that all night long
was really a minute and ten seconds
So now hes asking you to leave
when he couldnt make you cum
The moral of the story where the *** ***
did you find this fool from
Take it from me if youre lookin for love
ask a sister ask a girlfriend
but please dont go to no club Thank you
Aight give it up one more time for Catzie
that was hot we love you girl
Alright once again Im El Gambina
your host for the evening big up
to everyone for coming out
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