Player Rage (Skit)

Hi um this is a piece that I've been working on
for quite some time now um it's about a guy that I met
and uh it's entitled 'So' here it goes
Watch out for those types you know who they are
out all night frontin in that rental car
Always up in the club showing off his bling
like he's some King
doing his thing but for real for real
ain't doing a damn thing
Cuz when it comes to shoes he's on point right
when it comes to being smooth he's extra nice
but when it comes to spending loot he's extra tight
Don't even think about drinks
cuz that's a maybe or a might
depending on how badly he needs some ass
Whatever happened to real gentlemen with sophisticated class
who flirted with sweet talks long walks and playing footsie
Nowadays a mother****** think a happy meal
is down payment for ************
and best believe if he ain't gettin he won't go
But say you do the nasty
he'll be the first to call you hoe
Could it be cuz you don't like it nice and slow
or because your first name he don't even know
And if he didn't think he could respect a woman
because of first night *** why the hell was he begging
All that ************t talk about
"Watch what happen when I get you naked"
only to find out that all night long
was really a minute and ten seconds
So now he's asking you to leave
when he couldn't make you cum
The moral of the story where the ******
did you find this fool from
Take it from me if you're lookin for love
ask a sister ask a girlfriend
but please don't go to no club Thank you
Aight give it up one more time for Catzie
that was hot we love you girl
Alright once again I'm El Gambina
your host for the evening big up
to everyone for coming out
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