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Spoken:
Hello, Sarsippius here. Embassador 'All-I-Know' original love doctor 'Tray-Cheek'.
I would like to guide you to the high tones, low tones, mid-range, dbx- range, suckitomi-range
Busting out raw-lack sushi
We're about to clear out all that nasty, sticky, funky, junkie-wax out your ears with some infecto-groovalistical high-bred, high-octane , non-culprit jams past poisoned and a taint of the future.
These jams are hot, hot like Sarsippius' 'Can't take them no-not' Funkystein, 'cause it's all about 'Comeda-de-nana'
So let's bow, funky junkies:
TURTLE WAX