The Fix (Album Version)

The fix is in
There's a nag gonna dance home at Epsom
The fix is in
Can't wait to see how it upsets 'em
Too many times we've been postally pipped
We've loaded the saddles,
the mickeys are slipped
We're swapping the turf for the sand
and the surf and the sin
Cause the fix, the fix is in

The fix is in

The odds that I got were delicious
The fix is in

The jockey is cocky and vicious

The redoubtable beast has had pegasus pills
We'll buy him the patch in the Tuscany hills

And the Vino di Vici will flow
like a river in spring

Now the fix, the fix is in

The fix is in
The snaps of the steward so candid
The fix is in

Yes, our pigeons have finally landed

The Donahue sisters will meet us in France
In penguins and pearls,
we'll drink and we'll dance
'Til the end of our days,
cause it ain't left to chance
That we win

Cause the fix, the fix is in
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