No Me Diga

DANIELA: Gorgeous!
CARLA: Linda!
CARLA/DANIELA: Tell me something I dont know!
VANESSA: Vieja!
DANIELA: Sucia!
CARLA: Cabrona!
CARLA /VANESSA/DANIELA: Tell me something I dont know!
CARLA: A little off the top-
DANIELA: A little on the side-
NINA: A little bit of news youve heard around the barrio!
ALL: Tell me something I dont know!
DANIELA: Bueno. You didnt hear this from me! But some little birdie told me Usnavi had sex with Yolanda!
NINA/CARLA: No me diga!
VANESSA: Ay, no! Hed never go out with A skank like that! Please tell me youre joking!
DANIELA: Okay! Just wanted to see what youd say!
CARLA/NINA/DANIELA: Tell me something I dont know! Mmm-hmm-mmm...
VANESSA: What? I dont care!
ALL: Ay, bendito!
DANIELA: So, Nina, I hear you been talking to Benny.
NINA: And what do you hear?
DANIELA: I hear plenty. They say hes got quite a big ...Taxi!
CARLA/VANESSA: No me diga!
NINA: Okay! I dont wanna know where you heard all that!
CARLA: I dont think I know what you mean...
DANIELA: Carla! Hes packing a stretch limousine!
VANESSA/DANIELA/NINA: Tell me something I dont know!
CARLA: Long as he keeps it clean!
NINA/VANESSA/DANIELA: Ay dios mio...
DANIELA: Nina, seriously, we knew youd be the one to make it out!
VANESSA: Ill bet you impressed them all out west; You were always the best, no doubt!
CARLA: We want front row seats to your graduation-
DANIELA: Theyll call you name-
DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA: And well scream and shout!
NINA: You guys, I dropped out.
DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA: No me diga?!
NINA: I should go.
DANIELA : Well, thats a s*itty piece of news.
VANESSA: What the hell happened?
DANIELA: I dont know...
DANIELA/CARLA: I dont know.
DANIELA: I dont know!
CARLA/VANESSA: Tell me something I dont know!
ALL: Que se yo?