Ironic

An old man turned ninety-eight
垂暮老人邁入98
He won the lottery and died the next day
贏得巨獎的下一天卻猝然離世
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
葡萄酒裡掉進一隻黑蠅
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
就像一張過時兩分鐘的死刑赦免書
Isn't it ironic?
諷刺吧？
Don't you think?
你認為呢？
It's like rain on your wedding day
就像是春宵良辰裡的一場暴雨
It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像已支付的賬單被告知免費
Good advice that you just didn't take
就像沒有及時採納的高見
And who would've thought it figures?
誰又會認為這合乎情理呢
It's like rain
一場暴雨
It's a free ride
一趟免費旅程
And who would've thought it figures?
誰又會認為這合乎情理呢
Mr. Play-It -Safe was afraid to fly
“小心先生”恐懼飛行
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
終於，他打包行李，作別孩子
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
等待了一生去搭乘這趟航班
And as the plane crashed down he thought, 'Well, isn't this nice?'
飛機將墜之時，他卻心想,額. ..這是不是非常奈斯呵?
Isn't it ironic?
諷刺吧？
Don't you think?
你覺得呢？
It's like rain on your wedding day
就像是春宵良辰裡的一場暴雨
It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像已支付的賬單被告知免費
Good advice that you just didn't take
就像沒有及時採納的高見
And who would've thought it figures
誰又會認為這合乎情理呢
It's like rain
一場暴雨
It's a free ride
一趟免費旅程
And who would've thought it figures?
誰又會認為這合乎情理呢