*** Is In The Heel

The *** is in the heel
性感在於高跟
Even if you break it
折斷了也不妨礙
The *** is in the feel
性感全在感覺
Honey, you can't fake it
甜心，你假裝不來
Jack it up 'cause I'm no flat tire
挺起來！我非泛泛之輩
Mack it up six inches higher
頂起來！再高十五公分
The *** is in the heel
性感就在高跟
So just embrace it
別再猶豫不斷
From London to Milan
從倫敦到米蘭
Stilettos are an 'ism'
細高跟鞋自成主義
In red and neon light
艷紅霓虹的燈光裡
Gimme Jimmy Choo Choo Choo Choo Choo Choo shoes
給我吉米·週週週週週的鞋子
In New York, Paris, Hong Kong
在紐約，巴黎，香港
Live it like an 'ism'
活出一種主義
Seduction at the thigh
誘惑無限放大
The heel is the transmission
全靠高跟傳達
Asserting actual scientific reason
以下陳述科學原理
Heels tense the leg and the hindquarter region
高跟能收緊小腿和大腿後側區域
Lifting the rear and making it appear
提高臀部放出挑逗的信號
Pert and ready for mating season
準備迎接季節
That's the scientific view
這是科學的觀點
But you know what I say?
你知道我的說法麼？
The *** is in the heel
性感就在高跟
Fierce as you can make it
極盡火辣熱烈
The *** is the appeal
性感就是賣點
Kinky boys can shake it
長靴妖姬自在展現
Pump it up till it's ostentatious
高一點！就要招搖過市
Funk it up, it's contagious
艷一點！直到感染眾人
The *** is in the heel
性感就在高跟
So just embrace it
別再猶豫不斷
From London to Milan
從倫敦到米蘭
Feel that chic hot feeling
時尚狂熱勝過火焰
In red and neon light
艷紅霓虹的燈光裡
Won't go nowhere without M-M-M-My Manolos
去哪兒都要穿上我的馬-馬-馬-馬諾洛鞋
New York, Paris, Hong Kong
紐約，巴黎，香港
Stilettos leave 'em reeling
細高跟鞋讓人頭暈目眩
Seduction at the thigh
誘惑無限放大
The heel should hit the ceiling
鞋跟要衝破屋頂
The heel should hit the ceiling
鞋跟要衝破屋頂
The heel should hit the ceiling
鞋跟要衝破屋頂
From London to Milan
從倫敦到米蘭
Stilettos are an 'ism'
細高跟鞋自成主義
In red and neon light
艷紅霓虹的燈光裡
Gotta lotta P-P-P-P-P-P-Prada
要有很多普-普-普-普-普-普-普拉達
New York, Paris, Hong Kong
紐約，巴黎，香港
Live it like an 'ism'
活出一種主義
Seduction at the thigh
誘惑無限放大
The heel is the transmission
全靠高跟傳達
These are brilliant
它們太讚了
I' d wear any one of them
隨便哪雙我都想穿
You are not our niche market
你不是我們的小眾市場
They are some very interesting ideas here
有些點子很有意思
They're all stiletto heels
這些都是細高跟鞋
It's physically impossible to make a stiletto that can bear the weight of a full-grown man
細跟在力學上就不可能承受一個成年男子的體重
Not so fast
先別急
If we could mold the steel
如果我們用鋼打模
One piece from ball to heel
一整片從腳掌到鞋跟
We'd underpin it, and remake it
我們就能把它加固重塑
So not even Don could break it
唐穿上了都壓不壞
Sorry?
什麼？
I said...
我說……
We'd underpin it, and remake it
我們能把鞋跟加固重塑
So not even Don could break it
唐穿上了都壓不壞
Yeah? You think?
真的？你覺得行？
We can do it!
我們能做到！
We can do it!
我們能做到！
We can do it!
我們能做到！
From London to Milan
從倫敦到米蘭
Stilettos are an 'ism'
細高跟鞋自成主義
In red and neon light
艷紅霓虹的燈光裡
Gimme big red boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boots
給我大紅的靴，靴，靴，靴，靴，靴，靴子
In New York, Paris, Hong Kong
紐約，巴黎，香港
Watch out world
全世界注意了
Watch out world
全世界注意了
Here we come!
我們來了！