"Read a Book..."

MEDIUM ALISON, spoken: Dear Mom and Dad
I assumed you got my letter. I haven't heard from you... I'd really love some sort of response
TV AUDIO, spoken: I guess you're not too bad..for a manager
One, two, three, four
(sung) Ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba...
Everything's all right!
BRUCE, spoken: Ugh, that's inane
SMALL ALISON, spoken: I was watching it!
BRUCE, spoken: That show is awful.
SMALL ALISON, spoken: It's the best show. It's about a family that always—
BRUCE, spoken: —I know what it's about. Just read a book
ALISON, spoken: Slam. Crash!
BRUCE, spoken: Who ****ing left these here? I just varnished this table! (ALISON: Just varnished...)
HELEN, spoken: Bruce. Bruce, what're you doing? Those are library books! Stop it!
(ALISON: Libaray…)
BRUCE, spoken: Well then—take them back to the library, you stupid crazy b*tch! (ALISON: Stupid…)
HELEN, spoken: Go, just go. You're going to be late for your appointment.
BRUCE, spoken: Don't tell me what to do!
HELEN, spoken: If you miss this appointment, we're in a lot of trouble. Do you understand that?
BRUCE, spoken: Oh, thank you. Thank you for the lecture. I can take care of my own business! (SMALL ALISON, sung: Ba ba ba ba ba…)
HELEN, spoken: If you're not home for dinner, I'm throwing it in the toilet! (SMALL ALISON, sung: Ba ba ba ba ba…)