Help Me

Help Me - Deuce
[Deuce:] Hello?
[Record Label:] Yes, hello, Aron, Deuce, yo you there?
[Deuce:] Hey yeah! What's up!
[Record Label:] So a little birdie tells me you're working on a new record, is that true?
[Deuce:] B-Birdy, yeah that's
[Record Label:] WTF are you thinking!?
Help Me...
[Deuce:] Uhhhhh...I'm very busy I'm doin' ************t you know?
[Record Label:]WTF is goin' on through your brain? We're big, we're a ******g major label! You ain't gonna be startin' your own band!
[Record Label:] I'm gonna trash that record! No radio! You ain't not comin' out without my permission! Imma burry you boy, Imma burry you!
Help me I ain't got no brains
Help me I can't feel no pain
Help me I can't stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!
Help me I ain't got no brains
Help me I can't feel no pain
Help me I can't stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!
I'm the George Bush of this rap ************t
You can tell Randy Jackson to kiss my black ass
I'm the white Obama ************
You could judge this when I flip middle finger up a little while I quit
I'm sick of these people tryin' to tell me what I got
These thousand drums make you want a little click
Put 'em around in there, make 'em drown in with
These other rap stars are like clowns it's sick
Like Monica Lewinsky when She's sucking on a 6 inch toothpick ************
Just got her boobs in so she can do it do it
Make a new ******. While these kids are downloading and he sounds profound
Yeah I ain't going down with my hand on my ************
While the next world trade center blows up quick
Hold up I think you need another doughnut Mr. officer
Everybody go ****!
Help me I ain't got no brains
Help me I can't feel no pain
Help me I can't stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!
Help me I ain't got no brains
Help me I can't feel no pain
Help me I can't stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!
Look what I've become
This place I've begun
Started as The One and still don't give a *******
These ******* gettin' love
No more Grenade a' Dove
You 30 rappers *blech*
You still ain't gotta buzz
You can dream, you can dream but you gonna suck
I got the voice and the lips baby turn it up
I don't need MTV when I sell this much
I'd rather be on Carson Daily than Oprah, son
I am better than that
I'm a veteran, kid
Get these kids offa medicine ************
Who's better than him
I'mma ruin that ************
I'mma tell you once now I'mma tell you again
At least fight back, ************
Give me a challenge
I'm the BOSS mother******* you don't want no static
B-O-S-S, Deuce is back ************
Yo Truth (what's up)
Pass the automatic!
Help me I ain't got no brains
Help me I can't feel no pain
Help me I can't stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!
Help me I ain't got no brains
Help me I can't feel no pain
Help me I can't stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!
Yeah!
These labels want to put me away for good
They wanna keep me in the hood
But I keep swinging right back like you know I should
Making history in the books
You suck
There's no buts
The whole music industry can lick my ****
Mother******* I ain't got no love for some fake ass wannabe Donald Trump!
[Record Label:]Deuce can suck my ******g contract!
You do what I say, I ain't making you famous!
You're not ******g ******* without my permission!
Help me I ain't got no brains
Help me I can't feel no pain
Help me I can't stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!
Help me I ain't got no brains
Help me I can't feel no pain
Help me I can't stand the rain
Help me before I drift away!
[Deuce:]Uh huh, uh huh!
Yeah I ain't even gotta ******g try!
You know why?
Cause I sound good Whenever I talk, whenever I spit, whenever I sing, ************.
I'm the ******g white Obama ************!
Hey Yuma, let's get the ******* outta here!