Offend In Every Way

I'm patient of this plan
我对这计划相当耐心
as humble as I can
我做到最大限度的谦逊
I'll wait another day
我会等待某一天
before I turn away
在我转身离开之前
but know this much is true
但我相当明白这是真的：
no matter what I do
不管我做什么
offend in every way
总是让人反感的
I don't know what to say
我都不知道该怎么说了

我已经穿过那扇门
I'm coming through the door
他们却期望着更多，
but they're expecting more
期望一个风趣的男人
of an interesting man
有时候我觉得我能办到
sometimes I think I can
但是我能假装到什么程度呢…
but how much can I fake
我会说下去，直到我
I'll speak until I break
背离了自己的誓言
with every word I say
做什么都会冒犯别人
offend in every way
人们告诉我要放松

然后好好听着这些忠言：
You tell me to relax
人人都是我的挚友
and listen to these facts
并且我们友谊长存
that everyone's my friend
但我相当明白这才是真的：
and will be till the end
不管我做什么
but know this much is true
不管我说什么
no matter what I do
总是让人反感的
no matter what I say
offend in every way