Selfie

When Jason was at the table
當傑森坐在桌子旁邊的時候
I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl
我看見他和其他女孩子在一起的時候總喜歡盯著我
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
你覺得他那樣做只是為了讓我嫉妒嗎？
Because he was totally texting me all night last night
因為他昨天晚上發了一整晚的消息給我
And I don't know if it's a booty call or not
我不知道他是想約炮還是咋的
So, what, what do you think?
所以，哎你怎麼看？
Did you think that girl was pretty?
你覺得那個女孩好看嗎？
How did that girl even get in here?
我都不知道她是怎麼混進來的
Do you see her?
你看見沒？
She's so short and that dress is so tacky
她怎麼那麼矮，裙子也那麼土（嫌棄）
Who wears cheetah?
現在誰還穿豹紋啊？ (白眼）
It's not even summer
現在又不是夏天
Why does the DJ keep on playing 'Summertime Sadness'?
為什麼DJ總是播放Summertime Sadness?
After we go to the bathroom can we go smoke a cigarette?
沖完澡之後我們去抽根菸吧
I really need one
我必須得抽一根
But first, let me take a selfie
不過首先，先讓我拍張自拍
Let me take a selfie
讓我先拍張自拍
Can you guys help me pick a filter
你們大夥能幫我挑個濾鏡嗎
I don't know if I should go XXpro or Valencia
我實在不知道是該用XXpro還是Valencia
I want to look tan
我想看起來美黑一點
What should my caption be?
我應該發點什麼文字呢
I want it to be clever
我想看起來機智一點
How about living with my ******* , #live
'和我的小婊貝們在一起~ #live'怎麼樣?
I only got ten likes in the last five minutes
五分鐘才收到了十個贊
Do you think I should take it down?
你說我是不是該把它刪了？
Let me take another selfie
讓我再來張自拍
Selfie, selfie
自拍，自拍
Let me take a selfie
讓我先拍張自拍
Wait, pause
蛤？等等
Jason just liked my selfie
傑森剛剛點讚了我的自拍
What a creep
搞什麼？！
Is that guy sleeping over there?
那傢伙現在還睡在那裡嗎？
Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
對，就是挨著那個女孩沒穿鞋的那個
That's so ratchet
太搞了
That girl is such a fake model
那個女的整的跟個假模特一樣
She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
我敢說她ins上的粉絲肯定都是買來的
Who goes out on Mondays ?
誰大周一的出去玩啊
Okay, let's go take some shots
來，咱們再喝幾杯
Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
噢，不行，我感覺我快要吐了
Oh wait, nevermind, I'm fine, let's go dance
等等，沒事，我很好，咱們跳舞去吧
There's no vodka at this table
這桌上沒酒了
Do you know anyone else here?
這裡你還認識其他人嗎？
Oh my god, Jason just texted me
我的天吶，傑森剛剛給我發消息了
Should I go home with him?
我該和他一起回家嗎？
I guess I took a good selfie
我猜我那張自拍一定很好看
Let me take a selfie
讓我拍張自拍
Let me take a selfie
讓我拍張自拍
Let me take a selfie
讓我拍張自拍