Stop Me

Stop me oh stop me
Stop me if you think that youve
Heard this one before
Stop me oh stop me
Stop me if you think that
youve heard this one before
Nothings changed
I still love you oh I still love you
Only slightly only slightly
less than I used to my love
I was delayed I was way-laid
An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough to make
A shy bald buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder
Who said lied Id to her ?
Oh who said Id lied because I never ? I never !
Who said Id lied?
Who said Id lied? Who said Id lied?
I was detained I was restrained
And broke my spleen
And broke my knee
and then he really laced into me
Friday night in Out-patients
Who said Id lied to her ?
Oh who said Id lied ?
because I never I never
Who said Id lied to her?
Oh so I drank one
It became four
And when I fell on the floor ...
I drank more..so much more...
Stop me oh stop me
Stop me if you think that youve
Heard this one before
Stop me oh stop me
Stop me if you think that
youve heard this one before
Nothings changed
I still love you oh I still love you
Only slightly only slightly
less than I used to my love
END