Zero

Well I can hear him snorin over the phone
Leaves boring messages on my machine
Hes talkin to me but theres nobody home
He dont go mano thinks that is obscene
Youre a zero on my rock- o-meter
You wanna get hot, go turn on a heater
Lets go 6-5-0
Yeah yeah baby, youre a zero
Yeah yeah youre nobodys hero
Youre always drinkin beer-o
You look just like a gyro
Youre a zero baby just a zero
He wants to check it check it check it out with me
Hes never even been to Valley Faire
Sorry baby cause Im too busy
His mom writes his name on his underwear
Yeah yeah baby, youre a zero
Yeah yeah youre nobodys hero
Youre always drinkin beer-o
You look just like a gyro
Youre a zero baby just a zero
Yeah yeah baby, youre a zero
Yeah yeah youre nobodys hero
Youre always drinkin beer-o
You look like Bob DeNiro
Youre a zero baby just a zero
Yeah yeah baby youre a zero