Hey Bartender

I went balling the other night
I started drinking and got real tight
I blew each and all my friends
I felt so good,
I had to blow it again
I said, "Hey bartenderHey man, looka hereA draw one, draw twoDraw three, four glasses of beer"
Well I saw a chick sitting on the end
I said, "Baby can't we be friendsYou're looking sweet as you can beWell come on down and drink with me"
I said, "Hey bartenderHey man looka hereDraw one, draw twoDraw three, four glasses of beer"
ElwoodWell we was having so much fun
I didn't know it was half past one
I turned around to have on more
I looked at the clock and it was half past four
Hey bartender
Hey man look a here
A draw one, draw two
Draw three, four glasses of beer
Well jukebox girl is everything
All the cats began to sing
I heard somebody called and said
Last round for alcohol
I said, "Hey bartenderHey bartenderHey bartenderHey bartenderDraw one, two, threeFour glasses of beer"