I Can Cook Too

Oh, I can cook, too, on top of the rest,
My seafoods the best in the town.
And I can cook, too.
My fish cant be beat,
My sugars the sweetest around.
Im a mans ideal of a perfect meal
Right down to the demi-tasse.
Im a pot of joy for a hungry boy,
Baby, Im cookin with gas.
Oh, Im a gumdrop,
A sweet lollipop,
A brook trout right out of the brook,
And whats more, baby, I can cook!
Some girls make magazine covers,
Some girls keep house on a dime,
Some girls make wonderful lovers,
But what a lucky find Im.
Id make a magazine cover,
I do keep house on a dime,
I make a wonderful lover,
I should be paid overtime!
Cause I can bake, too, on top of the lot,
My ovens the hottest youll find.
Yes, I can roast too,
My chickens just ooze,
My gravy will lose you your mind.
Im a brand new note
On a table dhôte,
But just try me à la carte.
With a single course
You can choke a horse.
Baby, you wont know where to start!
Oh, Im an hors doeuvre,
A jelly preserve,
Not in the recipe book,
And whats more, baby, I can cook!
Baby, Im cookin with gas.
Oh, Im a gumdrop,
A sweet lollipop,
A brook trout right out of the brook,
And whats more, baby, I can cook!
Some girls make wonderful jivers,
Some girls can hit a high 'C