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Im the official historian on Shirley Jean Berrell
我是Shirley Jean Berrell的歷史記錄官
Ive known her since God only knows
從只有上帝知道的時候起我就認識她
And I wont tell
但我不會洩露
I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell
是我在她第一次跌倒的時候將她扶起
And Shirley she knows me just as well
而Shirley 她同樣熟悉我
I can tell you her birthday
我可以告訴你她的生日
And her daddys middle name
和她父親的中間名
The uncles on her mamas side
告訴你她的舅舅們
And the ones they dont claim
和他們未曾透露的親戚
What shes got for Christmas since 1952
我還知道從1952年開始她每年收到的聖誕禮物
And thats only the beginning of the things I could tell you
這些只是我所可以告訴你她的信息的開始
Cause Im the official historian on Shirley Jean Berrell
因為我是Shirley Jean Berrell的歷史記錄官
Ive known her since God only knows
從只有上帝知道的時候起我就認識她
And I wont tell
但我不會洩露
I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell
是我在她第一次跌倒的時候將她扶起
And Shirley she knows me just as well
而Shirley 她同樣熟悉我
I can tell you her favorite song
我可以告訴你她最喜歡的歌
Where she likes to park
和她喜歡停車的地方
And why to this very day shes scared of the dark
告訴你為什麼她至今仍害怕黑暗
How she got her nickname
她是如何得到暱稱
And that scar behind her knee
和她膝蓋後部的傷疤
If theres anything you need to know about Shirley
有想了解任何有關的Shirley 的信息
Just ask me
來問我就行
I know where shes ticklish
我知道她身體哪裡怕癢
And her every little quirk
和她每一個小怪癖
The funnies she dont read
知道她不讀的笑話
And her number at work
和她工作處的號碼
I know what she stands for
我知道她的主張
And what she wont allow
和她的禁忌
The only thing that I dont know
我唯一不知道的事情
Is where she is right now
就是她現在在哪裡
But Im the official historian on Shirley Jean Berrell
但我是Shirley Jean Berrell的歷史記錄官
Ive known her since God only knows
從只有上帝知道的時候起我就認識她
And I wont tell
但我不會洩露
I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell
是我在她第一次跌倒的時候將她扶起
And Shirley she knows me just as well
而Shirley 她同樣熟悉我
Oh, Shirley she knows me just as well
哦Shirley 她同樣熟悉我
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