White People (Scene)

Yeah, then the ****** said, “Use a condom.” And I said, “Baby, there’s like 10 people left in existence, ****** does it matter?”
You didn’t say that...
Man, yes I did!
No, you didn’t...
I’m a grown ass man, what? I’ma lie to you? I’ma lie?Alright, maybe I just thought it—but damn, she was just so butt naked! I’d wrap her up with a trash bag just to get in it, you know what I’m saying?
Guys, we seem to be approaching another ******p...
What?
Impossible!
How far?
32 kilometers...
******t... HQ this is pilot Quentin Thomas, accompanied by my first man in charge of infantry William Kai of the Aquarius 3, come in, over...
HQ here. What is it, Thomas?
My program has just informed me and my partner of another ******p that’s now 31 kilometers out...
Did you just say another ******p?
Yeah, that's what he said!Another ******' ******p in the middle of space, man!!
I’ve gathered information from the ******p’s motherboard...
Engage the ******p!
What?!
Copy!
I’m receiving audio embedded in the ******p’s distress signal...
Man,Why white people always gotta go investigating ******t, man?!
Shut up Kai—Thalia, play that message!
You got it...
This is Captain Christopher Smith of the Aquarius 1—the year is 2093—time unknown. The entire crew is dead, and I fear these are my last hours. Whatever you do, do not come knocking—
Aw, hell nah—we gotta get the ****** outta here man!!
HQ, engagement is a no go!Permission of the Aquarius 3 to push through to Paradise?
Permission granted!
Man, thank God!