You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch

Written by：Albert Hague/Theodor S. Geisel
All the windows were dark

No one knew he was here

All the who’s were all dreaming

Sweet dreams without care

You’re a mean one Mr Grinch

You really are a heel

You’re as cuddly as a cactus
You’re as charming as an eel
Mr Grinch

You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel

You’re a monster Mr Grinch

Your heart’s an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your soul
Mr Grinch

I wouldn’t touch you
With a thirty nine and a half foot pole

All I need is a reindeer

So he took his dog max and he took some black thread

And he tied a big horn on the top of his head

Then the Grinch said giddy up and the sleigh started down

To the homes where the who’s lay a snooze in their town

This is stop number one the old grinning Claus hissed
As he climbed to the roof empty bags in his fist
Then he slid down the chimney a rather tight pinch

But if Santa could do it then so could the Grinch
Then he slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant

Around the whole room and he took every present

Pop guns Poma noose
And two drums checkerboards mistress blinks popcorn and plums
And he stuffed them in bags

Then the Grinch very nimbly stuffed all the bags one by one up the chimney

You’re a vile one Mr Grinch

You’re a nasty warty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr Grinch

The three words that best describe you
Are as follows and I quote stink stank stunk

You nauseate me Mr Grinch

With a nauseous super nags

You’re a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hods
Mr Grinch

You’re a three Decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich

With arsenic sauce