Suicide

(yodelling)
I thought I'd try suicide, i thought it might be a laugh.
i stuck my head in an oven but the oven wasn't gas.
(yodelling)
so then I thought I'll take some pills, i bought the wrong ones,
all i got was diarrhoea and it ran and it ran and it ran.
suicide, suicide, that's the one for me,
I want to be a legend so suicides for me.
(yodelling)