American Sports

So when you gaze at planet earth from outer space
所以當你們終於能夠站在外太空的角度遙望你們的地球家園時
Does it wipe that stupid look off of your face?
你們（人類）自己看起來就沒那麼愚蠢了嗎？
I saw this aura over the battleground states
我只看到戰火紛飛國度上空的天堂光環
I lost the money, lost the keys
我只知道我丟了錢、丟了鑰匙
But I'm still handcuffed to the briefcase
卻還是被工作上的事情咬住不放
And I never thought, not in a million year
我從沒想到，用不了一萬年
That I'd meet so many lolas
我就會遇到這麼多（物質的）情侶
Can I please have my money back?
“我能把我花在你身上的錢要回來嗎？”
My virtual reality mask is stuck on 'Parliament Brawl'
我的VR眼鏡裡，只有國會上大吵大鬧的場景
Emergency battery pack just in time for my weekly chat with God on videocall
幸好我有備用電池，沒有耽誤了我和上帝每週一次的視頻聊天
Breaking news they take the truth and make it fluid
新聞頭條將真相綁架，然後將其推上風口浪尖
The trainer's explanation was accepted by the steward
管家使用的都是馴獸師的那一套辦法（政治暗喻）
A montage of the latest ancient ruins
彷彿是那個剛剛覆滅的王朝遺跡旁上演的蒙太奇
Soundtracked by a chorus of 'you don't know what you're doing'
輿論媒體裡是一片“你真是無知而可悲”的合鳴
And I never thought, not in a million year
我真是沒想到，用不了一萬年
That I'd meet so many lolas
我就會看到這麼多如此這般的情侶
And all of my most muscular regrets explode behind my eyes like American sports
而我那些最最後悔的事情突然在我的腦中爆炸般地閃現，就像是那激烈地美國競技體育
And I never thought, not in a million year
我真是沒想到，還沒過多久
That I'd meet so many lolas
我就看到了這麼多如此這般的情侶