Makin Whoopee

Another bride, another june
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin whoopee
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
Its really killin that hes so willin to make whoopee
Now picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
And think what a year can bring
Hes washin dishes and baby clothes
Hes so ambitious he even sews
But dont forget folks,
Thats what you get folks, for makin whoopee
Another year or maybe less
Whats this I hear ?
Well, cant you guess?
She feels neglected
And hes suspected
Of Makin Whoopee!
She sits alone
Most every night
He doesnt phone
He doesnt write
He says hes 'busy'
But she says 'is he?'
Hes Makin Whoopee!
He doesnt make much money
Only a five-thousand per
Some judge, who thinks hes funny
Says 'youll pay six to her'
He says: 'Now judge, suppose I fail.'
The judge says: 'Budge, right into jail!
Youd better keep her,
I think its cheaper
Than Makin Whoopee!!'