21世紀症候群（21st Century Syndrome）

21st Century Syndrome | 21世紀症候群
Im a 21st century teenager
我是二十一世紀少年
But I think Im old enough to wake up without an alarm clock
但我好像已經到了不用鬧鐘就能醒來的年紀
I live in a surreal architectural
我住在一幢超現實高樓裡
Magritte style clouds floating outside the block
窗外飄著馬格利特風格的雲
Go into the toilet in a daze
迷迷糊糊走進廁所
Toothpaste is always slippery
牙膏總是滑溜溜
What a boring day today
今天又是非常乏味的一天
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I think youll feel the same yeye
我想你們也會有相同感覺
Flush while peeing yeyeyeyeye
一邊沖水一邊尿尿
Piss in the middle when the water is running out
水快沒的時候尿在馬桶正中間
The voice is amazing yeyeyeyeye
那聲音可真好聽
Im a 21st century teenager
我是二十一世紀少年
I work for a creative company
我在一家創意公司上班
Why cant USB plug into the computer
為什麼usb插口正反都插不進電腦
The boss said that this kind of
老闆說這種
'empathy creativity”
“同感創意”
Someone has thought about this
早就有了
What a shameful day today
多麼可恥的一天
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There are dried frogs and mice on the road
路上有曬乾的青蛙和老鼠
Their bodies are so flat they must have been run over
他們的屍體如此扁平一定是被車碾平了
Control the open muscles of our legs so that his knees are against mine
控制我們雙腿自然張開的筋使他的膝蓋靠著我的膝蓋
Is it impolite to avoid
有意識地迴避是不是會有所冒犯
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