A Woman's Rant

6 am Im out of bed
I stumble through the haze
Aint no coffee strong enough to get me through my dayOne thing to another
Theres no time to stop
I hit the ground a runnin and keep runnin til I dropIm taking care of everyone
Oh, my heads in a spin
I tried but I just dont remember signing up for thisBefore I leave the house
I pack a diaper bag with clothes and snacks
Laptop, cell phone, find my keys,
Feed the dogs before I leave
Everybodys needs are my responsibilityIt sured be nice to have somebody taking care of me, yeahWhy, why, why, why?
When Im through with this life
I am gonna have a come to Jesus
You can guarantee
When I walk through those pearly gates
I am gonna have a talk with EveTheres so many things that I cant begin to understand
The differences that are between a woman and a man
See woman they do twice the work and get half the payMen they climb the ladder while the women pave the way
They say we are the weaker * **, Id have to disagree
Id walk a mile in his shoes if hed walk a half a mile in theseWhy, why, why, why?
When Im through with this life
I am gonna have a come to Jesus
You can guarantee
When I walk through those pearly gates
I am gonna have a talk with EveBotox, peels, exfoliate
We have the babies, lose the weight
Laundry, dishes, up all night
I try my best to get it rightHusband, kids, work all day
I got PMS and PTA
Find the thing my kid can't find
I need a drink but theres no timeSo many things I have on my list
No wonder why at times Oh I can seem like such a ...... WITCHWhy, why, why, why?
When Im through with this life
I am gonna have a come to Jesus
You can guarantee
When I walk through those pearly gates
I am gonna have a talk with EveHa ha ha, what was he thinking?