If U Can't Dance (Slide)

Vocal：Will Smith/Nicole Scherzinger Of The Pussycat Dol
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Yo! If you cant dance, its cool to get up now
Usually, yall gotta sit on the side, but tonight, its cool ...slide...
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If you cant dance then this is your jam, baby, left to right all night
Slide thats all you gotta do... You cant dance then this is your jam, baby
Left to right all night, slide, thats all you gotta do
Now we all know the boy at the club, all liquored up,
Boy with the bub tryin to pick em up, wack dancing,
Wooking pa nub, shirt too bright, pants too tight
Boy settle down
Now I aint just messing with you
I got better things to do
Im trying to help, I got a lesson for you
I know you do the best you could do
Wanna get next to Boo, then the less you do the better
Cause women equate dance with sex
They gon see you & be like, Next!
But you gon be like, hold up Ma (Next!)
But she gon be like, uh huh, (Next!)
Now looka-here, rule # 1, know ya name,
if it aint Usher, Justin or Hammer, then we can touch ya
Rule #2, never do a dance you cant do, why stupid,
Cause you cant do it
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So Im up in my spot in Miami the other night, right
& this Dudes out on the floor OD-ing, just way over-dancing
So his Mommy wanna holla at me
She thought my name was Billy, I told her it was Willie
She said she watch my TV show & I was very silly
Told her I was from Philly she looked at me said, Really?
& judging from her t-shirt, I could tell that she was chilly
So I gave her my sweater, she said her name was Etta
She said she come from Cuba and she just had bought a Jetta
She said she was glad I met her, lets go somewhere together
She said shed ride in my car cause she knew that it was better
The conversation cookin, attention getting tookin
My Spidey senses tinglin, I felt somebody lookin
Now who this brotha lookin, & now he runnin, bookin
Im mad Im like a fisherman, I almost had my hook in
I figured I should get up & quickly clear my head up,
Cause Etta got a man & Im feelin kinda set-up
Now Dude was really fed up & yo, he wouldnt let up
Homey if I hit you, you might never ever get up
Now he was not a dancer, plus he wasnt handsome
Comin like Mel Gibson, like I had his girl for ransom
Yo, Pedro wanna go out side, yo amigo, tranquillo... slide
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Now rule #3 is easy, please remember that you aint on 'Beat Street'
Sweet feet, you aint tryin to win no TV, another dude did a move
No need to out do it
Rule #4, out on the floor, dont be doing moves that dont nobody do no more
Draw too much attention to be adventurous out on the floor
Theres a reason that dont nobody do em no more, you feel me?
This may be hilarious, but Rule #5 is serious, its a shame that we have
to discuss
That theres no lip biting or pelvic thrusts
I mean you think that move will put the sting on her,
you too close, tryin to put a ring on her?
You dont know that girl, dont cling on her & dont put your thing on
her...cool?!
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