Nan Youre a Window Shopper

The bottom feels so much better than the top!
So much better.
Nan youre a window shopper,
taking a look but you never buy.
Nan youre a window shopper,
You wont pick it up if its over a fiver.
Nan youre a window shopper,
get on the bus coz you still cant drive.
Nan youre a window shopper,
mad as **** * only just alive.
Get up in the morning and you like your tea milky,
you fumble for your glasses coz without em you cant see,
Its funny how I come round your house and Im 20
and I still have to wear all the presents you sent me.
I walk into your kitchen everythings got a label,
you done your Chris*****as shopping and were only in April.
And you wont leave the house unless your wearing your thermals,
youre covered all in cat hair and youre stinking like Strepsils,
Your heading down the Bowls Club,
have another orange squash.
* **** are rollin rollin rollin.
You cant walk right coz things arent what they were,
your ankles are swollen swollen swollen.
Nan youre a window shopper,
taking a look but you never buy.
Nan youre a window shopper,
You wont pick it up if its over a fiver.
Nan youre a window shopper,
get on the bus coz you still cant drive.
Nan youre a window shopper,
madas ***** only just alive.
Youre walking down the post office to pick up your pension,
and then youre off to Bingo,its become an obssession.
So weary of the kids when their wearintheir hoods up,
and even if they smile at you,you think its a stick-up.
You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons,
your saving 50p but what do you want with tampons?
Your always at the doctor picking up your prescription,
and they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction.
You gotta leak in your colostomy bag,
yeah its got a hole in hole in hole in.
At the weekend your shopping with your trolley,
its so sad how your rollin rollin rollin.
Nan youre a window shopper,
taking a look but you never buy.
Nan youre a window shopper,
You wont pick it up if its over a fiver.
Nan youre a window shopper,
get on the bus coz you still cant drive.
Nan youre a window shopper,
mad as ***** only just alive.