Homecoming

Last week I flew to san diego to see my auntie
On day one I met her hot step-daughter
Shes a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tanned

As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than ********

I think she was coming back from the game or something
Cause she was holding those silly pompoms
On day two I ****** her and it was wild
She is such a slut

I ****** my American cunt

I loved my English romance

I ****** my American cunt
I loved my English romance

It was dirty a dream came true

Just like I like it shes got nice tits
It was perfect a dream came true
Just like a song by Blink182

Ok, listen girls
I met the hottest guy ever

Basically as I was stepping out of my S U V
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever
Who cares

Anyway he was wearing skinny jeans had funky hair
And the cutest british accent ever

Atraight away I could tell he was a rocker
With his ***y attitude and the way he looked at me
Mmm he is totally awesome

Oh my god I think Im in love

I ****** my American cunt

I loved my English romance

I ****** my American cunt

I loved my English romance

It was dirty a dream came true

Just like I like it shes got nice tits
It was perfect a dream came true
Just like a song by Blink182

I ****** my American cunt
I loved my English romance

I ****** my American cunt
I loved my English romance

It was so nice to meet you

Pleasure is mine I do like you

Come to Cancun for springbreak

Ill think about it it could be great

And dont forget to send me a 'friend request'

As if