dental care

I brush my teeth
刷淨我的牙齒
and look in the mirror
看著鏡子
And laugh out loud
咧嘴大笑
as Im beaming from ear to ear
兩耳之間喜氣洋溢

我寧願撿起花兒
Id rather pick flowers
而不是爭鬥
instead of fight
不是炫耀我的風格
And rather than flaunt my style
我會送給你一個微笑
Id flash you a smile
清潔又亮白
Of clean pearly whites
我去過牙醫那

一千次了，所以我知道怎麼回事
Ive been to the dentist
只要梳理頭髮，坐在椅子上
A thousand times, so I know the drill
但不知道怎麼，我仍有些發抖
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
請坐吧
but somehow I still get the chills
他愉快地說

與我握手
Have a seat
對我微笑
He says pleasantly
率直又友好
As he shakes my hand
他看著我說
And practically laughs at me
帶著臉上地微笑

“沒有合適的，只能將就一下”
Open up nice and wide
他那時笑不露齒
He says, peering in
當衛生員放假離開時
And with a smirk he says,
牙醫們尖叫，失去耐心
'Dont have a fit, thisll just pinch a bit'
談話只會讓牙更疼
As he tries not to grin
因為我說了蠢話

所以如果我決定了
When hygienists leave on long vacations
我會放下驕傲，吞下阿司匹林
Thats when dentists scream and lose their patience
閉上嘴

高爾夫和酒精不能混為一談
Talking only brings the toothaches on
這就是我為什麼不酒後駕車
Because I say the stupidest things
因為，上帝啊，我的牙會掉的
So if my resolve goes south
只好微笑著和他吻別了
Ill swallow my pride with an aspirin
我去過牙醫那
And shut my mouth
一千次了，所以我知道怎麼回事

只要梳理頭髮，坐在椅子上
Golf and alcohol dont mix
但不知道怎麼，我仍有些發抖
And thats why I dont drink and drive
Because, good grief, Id knock out my teeth
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye

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