The Man Who Married A RobotLove Theme

(章節I: 一個人與機器人相愛的奇妙之旅)
(Part I: The Man Who Married a Robot)
這是個關於孑然無依的人的故事
This is a story about a lonely, lonely man.
他住在一個空蕩蕩的房子裡在一條偏僻的街道上
He lived in a lonely house. On a lonely street.
是屬於孤獨世界的一部分
In a lonely part of the world.
但是當然他是有互聯網的
But, of course, he had the internet.
正如你所知互聯網便是他唯一的朋友
The internet, as you know, was his friend
也可以說是他最好的朋友
You could say, his best friend.
他們每天都會相互互動
They would play with each other every day,
觀看人們做各種事情的視頻
Watching videos of humans doing all sorts of things
包括男女色情視頻
Having *** with each other;
告訴人們什麼是錯誤的
Informing people on what was wrong
關於他們本身和生活
With them and their life
在家裡陪著年幼的孩童玩遊戲
Playing games with young children at home
陪著他們的家人
With their parents
一天這個名叫@SnowflakeSmasher86的男人
One day, the man — whose name was @SnowflakeSmasher86
向他的朋友互聯網
Turned to his friend, the internet,
問道：“互聯網，你愛我嗎？”
And he said, “Internet, do you love me?”
互聯網看著他說道：“
The internet looked at him and said,
當然我非常愛你
“Yes. I love you very, very, very, very, very, very much
我是你最好的朋友事實上
I am your best friend. In fact,
我如此愛你以至於我從未想過
I love you so much that I never, ever want us
我們會再次分離“
To be apart ever again ever'
“我也願意那樣啊，“ 男人回答道
'I would like that,” said the man.
於是他們共同開啟了一段與眾不同的生活
And so they embarked on a life together.
無論男人走到哪裡都會帶著他的朋友
Wherever the man went, he took his friend.
男人和互聯網走遍了每一個地方
The man and the internet went everywhere together
當然除了互聯網不能去的地方
Except of course the places where the internet could not go
他們去了鄉下
They went to the countryside.
參加了些朋友孩子們的生日聚會
They went to birthday parties of the children
一些不太重要的朋友
Of some of his less important friends.
不同的國家即使夜色已晚
Different countries. Even the moon.
當男人難過時
When the man got sad ,
他朋友總有很多討巧的方法讓他感覺心裡好受些
His friend had so many clever ways to make him feel better.
互聯網會讓他烹飪些家禽肉
He would get him cooked animals
並再次給他看些色情視頻
And show him the people having *** again,
互聯網總是滿足男人的一切需求
And he would always, always agree with him.
這是男人最中意的一點
This one was the man's favorite,
這也使他非常開心
And it made him very happy.
男人非常信任他的朋友
The man trusted his friend so much.
“我覺得我可以告訴你任何事情，”
“I feel like I could tell you anything,”
男人說道，在一個特別孤獨的日子裡
He said, on a particularly lonely day
“當然可以，你能告訴任何事情
“You can. You can tell me anything.
我可是你最好的朋友
I'm your best friend.
你對我說的任何事情都會嚴格地保守
Anything you say to me will stay strictly
在你和我之間“
Between you and the internet.”
接著男人履行了諾言男人和他的朋友分享了一切
And so he did. The man shared everything with his friend
他所有的恐懼和慾望
All of his fears and desires;
他所有的愛過去的和現在的
All of his loves, past and present;
他去過的和將要去的所有地方
All of the places he had been and was going,
還有他的照片
And pictures of his *****.
他會告訴自己
He would tell himself,
“人不能單靠麵包維持生命的，還需要精神方面的需求。 ”
“Man does not live by bread alone.”
最後男人去了天堂
And then he died
在空蕩蕩的房子裡
In his lonely house
在孤獨的街道上
On the lonely street
在那個孤獨的世界
In that lonely part of the world
但你任然可以繼續訪問他的Facebook(成為死者的紀念頁)
You can go on his Facebook
(章節II: 真愛的主題)

(Part II: Love Theme)