Ain't No Santa

Won't you come sit on my lap
And tell me all your things on your wish list
I already know you've been bad
But I still might let you get your way
If you play your cards right
I don't really care if you've been naughty or nice
Hop on my sleigh we can ride all night
Sipping how you ride all night
Let's have a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Filled with love and joy and happiness and lots of good cheers
I want you to a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Filled with love and joy and happiness and lots of good cheers
Here's the boy as as the college coming
What stops us stocks and vodka shots all in my
The mollie **** that his poppa got
Daughter spoiled rotten two
Best plan for all the crew
Momma smokes so you know I get her leas her zipper too
Easy the world will jog you if you let them
I bust my ass for the cash
Kids it ain' t no Santa
That's all me
That's all me
What

Baby come sit on my lap
I'll take you around the world in one night
You ain 't gotta

Cause I'mma have you home by Christmas day
If you play your cards right
I don't really care if you've been naughty or nice
Hop on my sleigh we can ride all night
Sipping how you ride all night
Let's have a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Filled with love and joy and happiness and lots of good cheers
I want you to a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Filled with love and joy and happiness and lots of good cheers