Knock 'Em Out

Alright so this is a song about anyone,
it could be anyone.
Youre just doing your own thing
and some one comes out the blue,
Theyre like,'Alright'
Hes saying,
'Yeah can I take your digits?'
'no not in a million years, youre nasty
And youre like,
please leave me alone.'
Cut to the pub on a lads night out,
Man at the bar cos it was his shout,
Clocks this bird and she looks ok,
Caught him looking and she walks his way,
'alright darlin,
you gonna buy us a drink then?'
'err no, but I was thinking of
buying one for your friend...'
Shes got no taste hand on his waste,
tries to pull away but her lips on his face,
'if you insist Ill have a white wine spritzer'
'sorry love, but you aint a pretty picture.'
Cant knock em out,cant walk away,
Try desperately to think of
the politest way to say,
Just get out my face,just leave me alone,
And no you cant have me number,
'why? 'Because Ive lost my phone.
Oh yeah, actually yeah Im pregnant,
having a baby in like 6 months so no,
and yeah, yeah...
'I recognise this guy. ..'
Thats what shes thinking,
As he comes over her heart starts sinking,
Shes like,'oh here we go..'
Its a routine check that she already knows,
shes thinking theyre all the same.
'yeah you alright baby?
You look alright still,
yeah whats your name?"
She looks in her bag, takes out a fag,
tries to get away from the guy on a blag,
cant find a light,'use mine'
'you see the thing is
Cant knock em out,cant walk away,
I really dont have the time.'
Try desperately to think of
the politest way to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone,
And no you cant have me number,
'why?'Because Ive lost my phone.
Go away now, let me go,
Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?
Go away now Ive made myself clear,
Nah its not gonna happen,
Not in a a million years,
Cant knock em out,cant walk away,
Try desperately to think of
the politest way to say,
Just get out my face,just leave me alone,
And no you cant have me number,
'why?'Because Ive lost my phone.
Cant knock em out,cant walk away,
Try desperately to think of
the politest way to say,
Just get out my face,just leave me alone,
And no you cant have me number,
'why?'Because Ive lost my phone.
nah Ive gotta go cos my house is on fire,
Ive got herpes,err no Ive got syphilis...