Just Breathe

Note to self: Don't be gay in Indiana
提醒自己不要在印第安納當同性戀
Big heads up: That's a really stupid plan
要警告自己這是個餿主意
There are places where it's in to be out
同性戀在某些地方大受歡迎
Maybe San Francisco or thereabout
那可能是舊金山之類的地方
But in Indiana without a doubt
但在印第安納州毫無疑問
If you're not straight, then guess what's bound to hit the fan?
不是異性戀的人肯定沒好下場
Just breathe, Emma
艾瑪深呼吸
Not everyone is that repressed
不是所有人都這麼壓抑
Just breathe, Emma
艾瑪深呼吸
It wouldn't be high school without a test
高中本就會充滿考驗
Just close your eyes
只要閉上眼睛
And count to ten
數到十
Go to your happy place and then
想一些讓自己快樂的事
Try not to combust
努力讓自己走出崩潰邊緣
Just breathe
深呼吸
Hey Emma
嘿艾瑪
Who's this girl you're gonna bring to prom, anyway? I didn 't know we had more than one lesbo in town
你本來是要帶哪個女生參加畢業舞會？我都不知道我們這裡不止一個蕾絲邊
You don't know her. She's new here
你不認識她她是新來的
Like, an exchange student?
是交換生嗎？
Maybe
可能吧
Well then why don't you, like, exchange her for a guy?
那要不用她來換個男生陪你去？
Dude, nice!
漂亮！說得好！
Note to self: People suck in Indiana
記好了印第安納州的人爛透了
Leave today, pray the Greyhound isn't full
今天就走吧祈禱巴士還沒坐滿
Who knew asking out a girl to the prom
誰能想到邀請一個女生參加舞會
Would go over just like an atom bomb
會像原子彈爆炸一樣
And make things much worse with your dad and mom?
而且讓你跟父母的關係變得更糟
And who'd have ever thought that could be possible?
誰能想到會發生這樣的事呢？
Just breathe, Emma
深呼吸艾瑪
Picture a beach with golden sand
想像一片金黃沙灘
Just breathe, Emma
深呼吸艾瑪
Picture a Xanax in your hand
想像手中有鎮靜劑
Try journaling or start a blog
試著寫日誌開博客
Just end this inner monologue
結束這段內心獨白
Seethe if you must
如果有必要就爆發吧
But just breathe
但要記得深呼吸
Okay, I just got off the phone with the state's attorney.
我剛跟州檢察官通過電話
She thinks this is a civil rights issue.
她認為這屬於公民權利問題
This is a big deal, Emma
此事非同小可艾瑪
So, what are you saying?
你覺得呢？
I'm just saying I'm really excited to be a part of something like this
我很激動能參與其中
We'll see how the PTA meeting goes
我們看看家長會怎麼說
Okay, well, it's not gonna be fun.
過程會很艱難
We'll get through it. Just take a sec. Relax
但我們會撐過去要有耐心放輕鬆
Just breathe, Emma
深呼吸艾瑪
Remember that thing called oxygen
記得氧氣的存在
Just breathe, Emma
深呼吸艾瑪
Look at the crazy state you're in
看看你現在處境多瘋狂
Just smile and nod, although they're jerks
雖然他們是混蛋但微笑點頭相對
Say namaste and pray it works
說聲“你好” 祈禱這有用
And like we've discussed
就像我們剛才說的
Just breathe
深呼吸