Progress

Do you see that metal man building your car?
Thats progress!
When you dont know who the real ones are
Thats progress!
Id like to watch TV tonight
But Ive got to paint my windows white
If the blues dont get you, then the valium might
Thats progress!
Thats progress!
Thats progress!
Thats progress!
They tell you, they tell you thats progress!
If thats progress...
If thats progress...
If thats progress...
Id rather have no gress than progress!
Follow us, were walking sideways...
Got my lead umbrella for the acid rain, thats progress!
Got my excess fun for the excess strain, thats progress!
The crazy level goes up one notch
With the American dream and Japanese Scotch
When youre beaten at chess by your digital watch
Thats progress!
Thats progress!
Thats progress!
Thats progress!
They tell you, they tell you thats progress!
If thats progress...
If thats progress...
If thats progress...
Id rather have no gress than progress!
Follow us, were walking sideways...
Follow us, were walking sideways...
TV dinner-date, monosodium glutamate... Progress!
Thats progress!
Thats progress!
Thats progress!
They tell you, they tell you thats progress!
If thats progress...
If thats progress...
If thats progress...
Id rather have no gress than progress!
Follow us, were walking sideways...