Mrs. Leroy Brown

Ive been in and out of every honky-tonk in town
And Im almost drunk from the drinks that
Ive turned down
Well, you told me youd be happy bouncin babies on your knee
While I sit at home alone and
Ive been bouncin three
Yeah, and
Im tired of it
Im gonna call myself a long pink limousine
Yeah, believe it or not its the prettiest thing
I think Ive ever seen
Theres a big bar in the corner and a
TV on the side
This babys 60 feet long and 40 feet wide
Hey, driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar
Take it on back to the big ol blonde that thinks shes a movie star
Im gonna grab er by her phony ponytail
Im gonna sling her round and round
When she wakes up shell know she met up
With the mad
Mrs. Leroy
BrownWell, the smokes so doggone thick you could cut it with a knife
And the musics so loud you can hear the same line twice
Hey Leroy
Brown, how do you like my big ol pink limo?
Just drawed all your money out of the bank today
Honey, you dont have no mo
Im gonna call myself a long pink limousine
Yeah, believe it or not its the prettiest thing
I think Ive ever seen
Theres a big bar in the corner and a
TV on the side
This babys 60 feet long and 40 feet wide
Hey, driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar
Take it on back to the big ol blonde that thinks shes a movie star
Im gonna grab er by her phony ponytail
Im gonna sling her around and around
When she wakes up shell know she met up
With the mad
Mrs. Leroy
Brown