Pizzaman (XNRG Remix)

(Italian accent makes him sound like hes swearing when hes not)
In the morning I go down to eat breakfast,
I said to the waitress I want to pieces of toast,
She brings me only one piece ,
I tell her I want to piece,
She said go to the toilet,
I say you dont understand,
I wanna piece on my plate,
she said you better not piss on your plate you son of a *****,
I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a *****
I dont need this *****t!
Later I go down to eat at the big restaurant,
the waitress brings me a spoon and a knive,
but no fork,
I tell her i wanted a fork,
she telling me everybody want a ****,
i say you dont understand,
I wanna fork on my table,
she says you better not **** on the table you son of a ***** ,
I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a *****
I dont need this *****t!
So I go back to my room in a hotel,
and there are no sheets on the bed,
called the manager and tell him I want a sheet,
he says go to the toilet,
I say you dont understand,
I wanna sheet on my bed,
he says you better not *****t on my bed you son of a *****,
I go to the check out and the man at the desk says peace on you,
I say piss on you too you son of a *****, Im going back to Italia, holiday dench
I dont need this *****t!