Richie And Ruben

They opened up a bar called 'Living Hell'
他們開了間酒吧名叫“人間煉獄”
Right from the start it didn't go too well
從一開頭起就經營得不太理想
They didn't have the vibe or quite the right clientele
他們那隻有打打蒼蠅沒有客人
They bought a velvet rope and the door man laughed
買了天鵝絨圍欄引得看門人大笑
They got robbed blind by half the wait staff
被身兼多職的臨時工洗劫一空
Six short weeks and they were forced to sell
短短六個月就被逼得把店子賣掉

里奇和魯本
Richie and Ruben
也不知道他們在搞啥子
Don't know what they're doin'
裡奇和魯本
Richie and Ruben
估計腦子進水還被驢踢了
Are both a little out of their minds
別給他們一個子兒
Don't give ' em a dime
他們絕壁會把你錢騙清光
They'll blow through your dough
就像從前把老子的錢騙走
Just like they blew through mine
喔-哦-哦-噢

喔-哦-哦-噢
A-whoa a-a-o
錢都跑哪去了？
Whoa-o a-a-o
錢都跑哪去了？
Where did the money go?
他們又開了時裝店叫“逼格”
Where did the money go?
打算找點小孩子散客生意
They opened a boutique they called 'Degree'
就算快倒閉他也還不放棄
Together with some kid from F.I.T.
他有他的逼格
Though later it turned out he never quite
一件撕爛的衣服要賣1100大洋
Got his degree
上面還沾了漂白劑和黑點污垢
Eleven hundred bucks for a ripped up shirt
對我來說真的有點
That came pre-stained with bleach and black dirt
有點賊貴-誒-誒
Seemed just a little bit
里奇和魯本
Too steep to me - e - e - - e - e
也不知道他們在搞啥子
Richie and Ruben
里奇和魯本
Don't know what they're doin'
估計腦子進水還被驢踢了
Richie and Ruben
別給他們一個子兒
Are both a little out of their minds
他們絕壁會把你錢騙清光
Don't give 'em a dime
就像從前把老子的錢騙走
They'll blow through your dough
自從在中學初一開始
Just like they blew through mine
他們就在說“放心啦冇問題”

到現在我都還在追債
And ever since the seventh grade
從來就沒還過
They've been sayin that 'we've got it made'
喔-哦-哦-噢
And I haven't gotten paid
喔-哦-哦-噢
Gotten paid at all
錢都跑哪去了？

里奇和魯本
A-whoa a-a-o
也不知道他們在搞啥子
Whoa-o a-a-o
里奇和魯本
Where did the money go?
都有點

他們的腦子
Richie and Ruben
他們的腦子
Don't know what they're doin'
都是進水還被驢踢了
Richie and Ruben
Are both a little

They're both a little
They're both a little
Out of their minds