Its Only a Movie

Cards on the table at midnight
Watch for the hand with the blade
Were shooting an old cowboy movie
Pan out No. 2 camera fade
Tom, he loves Kitty the cowgirl
But she only lusts for revenge
To kill off the rat, who crippled her Dad
Tom knows that - dont make amends
Two evils can never make one right
Be sure one evil has already been done
Kitty dont see quite too clearly
Believes we should take one for one
Director says 'Now hold that a minute
A little more light just over there on her face
Shadow her eyes, doubt that sanity lies
Let the public enjoy all of her hate'
Its only a movie, its only a show
Its only a movie, its only a show
Just a celluloid picture wherever you go
Oh, its only a movie, its only a show
Its only a movie, its only a show
Just a celluloid picture wherever you go
Oh, its only a movie, its only a show
Now Tom didnt like all this ********
Just making nice films is his trend
To have to whisk her away on his big charger
Ride into the sun at the end
Once again man says "Too easy...
The punters theyve all been here before
I know what they need, the crooks got to bleed
To make em go home - wanting more'
Its only a movie, its only a show
Its only a movie, its only a show
Just a celluloid picture wherever you go
Its only a movie, its only a show
Just a celluloid picture wherever you go