I'M INNOCENT 留學筆記

SHI: Yo, what up kev, how you been?
SHI:Kevin最近咋樣？
Kevin: Hey man, Im good. Im good.
Kevin:我很好啊
Im good…
很好
Hey, I heard yall started this whole virus stuff?
對了，聽說你們那邊最近有疫情啊
Is it cuz you cant stop eating cats and dogs.
是不是因為你們停不下來吃奇怪東西的習慣？
I dont think we can meet up right now, man.
我們現在可能不要見面哦
I aint trying to get any disease.
我不想被感染哈哈
Nothing personal, man .
不是針對你，伙計
Hit me up when they got a cure for the bat flu,doh.
告訴我你們好久研究出來神奇的治療藥物
SHI: iight..
好
Listen.
聽我說
You might get one thing right that Im a full Chinese.
你可能對了一件事，我身體裡是華夏的血脈
Born and raised in a city CALLED CDC.
出生長於蓉城
Pedestrians think I am a time bomb.
但在國外，路人們覺著我是個安全隱患
Looking at me funny like D.T. when he sees a Muslim.
看著我的眼神就像川普看著小眾群體一樣
Every time I open up twitter or Instagram.
每次打開推特或者IG
I feel like its only right to show them my pheumogram.
我就覺得不給那些鍵盤俠看我的心肺圖他們不會善罷甘休
They cant believe a Chinese got dem clean lungs.
他們不敢相信我們會有一個健康的肺
Expecting every one of us to die young.
總覺著我們因為疾病都逝去
Let me prove it to ya.
讓我來給你們說說看
Dive in like scuba.
深入這個問題的本身
The issue that tickling my heart might leave us a stigma.
我的心裡無比明白這問題只會留給我的族人恥辱
Uber Driver declined a passenger with the Last name Jiang.
一個司機拒絕服務一位乘客，因為他姓蔣
Cuz a Chineses quarantined in Phillys furthest town.
只因為聽說另一個住在費城偏遠小鎮上的華人被隔離了
'Yo, bro, let me ask you.'
“兄弟，我問問你”
'Do yall family cook dogs and also practice voodoo ."
“你的家人真的吃奇怪的東西，還會魔術嗎？”
'Last time I heard yall eat bugs like deserts.'
“上次我還聽說你們還喜歡把蟲子當成點心吃“
'You the people the one to blame for this issue.'
“你們應承擔這個責任”
Just to clarify, never got a chance to eat.
憑良心說，我從來沒有嘗試過
The stereotypical meat joked around in comedy.
那些你們在喜劇裡調侃我們時所說的食物
Only a fraction of the whole population.
事實上只有非常小的一部分人
That still has some occasion to trade illegally.
還會去參與到那些非法交易中
I know it was not a total success.
我知道道阻且長
Apprehending the guys who keep their taste buds fresh.
還沒能把那些追求“美味”的人們繩之以法
But not just us who committed this sin.
畢竟不止我們會去犯下這種“錯誤”
My Theo teacher bragged about how she enjoyed squirrels skin.
我還記得我的哲學老師還給我吹噓過的美味
後期製作：OSZ
封面製作：Shannon Wang