errant dog (remastered remix)

Ben Folds - Errant Dog



Have you seen that dog?
I've got to get him back
I had him tied to a tree
but he keeps getting out

He's probably running loose with the *****es
And when I catch him I'll give him some stiches
Oh I love him so much, aw, that stupid * **** is mine.

Errant Dog (Woo-oooh!)
Errant Dog

They're talking down at the spa,
Now the word is out.
God damn I look like a tool,
when he goes running around.

I'm gonna take him on court TV;
Show the world what he's done to me
Oh I'll drag his ass back home, yeah, where that ass belongs

Errant Dog (Woo-oooh!)
Errant Dog

He's my everything; he means the world to me

He's my hopes, my dreams, my general property

Sometimes I wonder why I put up with this ****
If I could I would become a lesbian
I know I said dead or alive but really, dead is fine.
Just bring him back, yeah.

Errant Dog (Woo-oooh)
Errant Dog