The Rightful Heir

編曲：The Weird Uncles (Chuck Payne, Jacob Liang, Joanna Wang, Matt Fullen, Yohei Yamada)


尊敬的長者啊，也許是時候
Maybe it is time old man
宣布繼承你的財產的

正當繼承人了。
That you declared the rightful heir
把財產全部寫出來，我只需要你簽名在虛線上，

噢，可以嗎？
To your property
年長者啊，也許是時候

宣布繼承你的財產的
Its all written out I just need your name on the dotted line
正當繼承人了。

把財產全部寫出來，我只需要你簽名在虛線上，
Oh wont you please
噢，求你了！

當那些超乎想像的
Maybe it is time old man
華貴的衣服和珠寶

全部在等著我時，
That you declared the rightful heir
我最好有個自己的主意。

你問我，我能怎麼做才能更快的繼承財產呢？
To your property
噯，讓他把最後的財產立下契約轉讓給我非常簡單，

在他的酒中滴幾滴液體或是在他睡著的時候用針扎他
Its all written out I just need your name on the dotted line
啊，有這麼多陰謀要策劃，

（得逞後）我一定不會忘了為他哀悼。
Oh wont you please
老頭子啊，快點給我

宣布繼承你的財產的
Fancy clothes and jewelry
正當繼承人。

咦，難道你不願意嗎？
Beyond my wildest dreams
當那些超乎想像的

華貴的衣服和珠寶
While all that awaits me
全部在等著我時，

我最好有個自己的主意。
Id better have myself a think
你問我，我能怎麼做才能更快的繼承財產呢？

噯，讓他把最後的財產立下契約轉讓給我非常簡單，
What can I do to expedite this process you ask me
在他的酒中滴幾滴液體或是在他睡著的時候用針扎他

啊，有這麼多陰謀要策劃，
Well it takes not much to execute his final deed to me
我一定會為你哀悼的！

A few drops in his drink or a needle in his sleep

Oh so many things to scheme

I must not forget to weep

Maybe it is time old man that you declared the rightful heir

To your property

Its all written out I just need your name on the dotted line

Oh wont you please

Fancy clothes and jewelry

Beyond my wildest dreams

While all that awaits me

Id better have myself a think

What can I do to expedite this process you ask me

Well it takes not much to execute his final deed to me

A few drops in his drink or a needle in his sleep

Oh so many things to scheme

I must not forget to weep