Miss Otis Regrets

Miss Otis regrets
Shes unable to lunch today, madam
Miss Otis regrets
Shes unable to lunch today
She said shes sorry to be delayed
But last night down in Lovers Lane
She strayed, madam
Miss Otis regrets
Shes unable to lunch today

When she woke up in the morning, she found
That her dream of love was gone, madam
She ran to the man
Who had led her so far astray (far astray)
And from under her velvet gown
She drew a gun and shot her lover down, madam
Miss Otis regrets, shes unable to lunch today

When the mob came and got her
And dragged her from the county jail
Well, well, well madam
They strung her upon that old weeping
Weeping weeping willow tree
Yet the moment before she died
She lifted up her lovely head and cried, madam
Miss Otis regrets shes unable to lunch today

Miss Otis regrets
Shes unable to make it today, oh madam
Miss Otis, regrets, Otis regrets,
Miss Otis regets hes unable to play today
Miss Otis regrets
Shes cant make it today
Cant make it today
Oh madam, oh madam