Too Many Friends

My computer thinks Im gay
我的電腦認為我是個同性戀
I threw that piece of junk away
我把那件垃圾丟在
On the Champs-Elysées
香榭麗舍大道上
As I was walking home
當我走在回家的路上
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This is my last communique
這是我最後的聲明
Down the supper highway
沿著高速公路
All that I have left to say in a single tome
我把所有要說的話都寫在一本大部頭里
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I got too many friends
我有太多的朋友
Too many people that Ill never meet
太多無緣相見的人
And Ill never be there for
而且我永遠也不會去相見
Ill never be there for
我永遠也不會去相見
Cause Ill never be there
因為那地方我永遠不會去
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If I could give it all away
如果我拋棄所有的友情
Will it come back to me someday?
有一天它還會回到我身邊嗎
Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone
如同乾草堆中的一顆針抑或寶石
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But I got a reason to declaim
但我有理由去抨擊
The applications are to blame
那些應用程序應當被譴責
For all my sorrow and my pain
因為它造成了我所有的悲傷和痛苦
A feeling so alone
這孤獨的煎熬
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I got too many friends
我有太多的朋友
Too many people that Ill never meet
太多無緣相見的人
And Ill never be there for
而且我永遠也不會去相見
Ill never be there for
我永遠也不會去相見
Cause Ill never be there
因為那地方我永遠不會去
.
.
Too many friends
我有太多的朋友
Too many people that Ill never meet
太多無緣相見的人
And Ill never be there for
而且我永遠也不會去相見
Ill never be there for
我永遠也不會去相見
Cause Ill never be there
因為那地方我永遠不會去
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My computer thinks Im gay
我的電腦認為我是個同性戀
Whats the difference anyway
這又有什麼區別呢
When all the people do all day
當所有人都沒日沒夜地
Is stare into a phone
盯著手機
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I got too many friends
我有太多的朋友
Too many people that Ill never meet
太多無緣相見的人
And Ill never be there for
而且我永遠也不會去相見
Ill never be there for
我永遠也不會去相見
Cause Ill never be there
因為那地方我永遠不會去
.
.
Too many friends
我有太多的朋友
Too many people that Ill never meet
太多無緣相見的人
And Ill never be there for
而且我永遠也不會去相見
Ill never be there for
我永遠也不會去相見
Cause Ill never be there
因為那地方我永遠不會去
.
.
Ill never be there
我永遠也不會去相見
Ill never be there
我永遠也不會去相見
Ill never be there
我永遠也不會去相見
Ill never be there
我永遠也不會去相見
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