Half Your Age

Hey now darlin, you thought it was all fun and games
Runnin round, telling everyone why were not together
I guess you just had to feel important
And Im sure you thought I was just gonna sit back and take it on the chin
But honey, Im a songwriter
And that darling is where you end and this song begins

I found someone new who treats me better
She dont ***** about things we aint got
When I sing this tune it dont upset her
Shes half your age and twice as hot

Oh she wakes up every morning and she folds my clothes
Doesnt care about the strippers dancing at my shows
She knows that I love her so I just wanted you to know

I found someone new who treats me better
She dont *** ** about things we aint got
When I sing this tune it dont upset her
Shes half your age and twice as hot

yee haw!yeah!..

I found someone new who treats me better
She dont ***** about things we aint got
When I sing this tune it dont upset her
Shes half your age and twice as hot

Oh she dont start trouble cuz she dont need drama
She likes it in the mornin and she loves my momma
Im her big poppa an shes my little rock n roll

I found someone new who treats me better
She dont ***** about things we aint got
When I sing this tune it dont upset her
Shes half your age and twice as hot

Shes half your age and twice as hot
Shes halfyour age and twice as hot