Party on the Patio

I found an empty house in my neighborhood
I knew that we shouldnt but I thought we could
Knew it wouldnt be hard to slide into the backyard
Called all my friends and slipped a hundred to the guard
We turned on the radio and had a party on the patio
Bettys in the sauna and shes getting kind of hot
Marys in the icebox wishin she was not
Connies in the whirlpool, Jimmys tryin to be cool
Libbys in the bushes cause shes nobodys fool
We turned the lights down low and had a party on the patio
Heard the cops are coming so we tried to jump the fence
Mary didnt make it and we havent seen her since
Connie had another drink, Jimmy simply couldnt think
Billy G. was passed out underneath the sink
But everybodys gonna show for another party on the patio