shake your rump

Now I rock a house party at the drop of a hat
I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat
A lot of people they be jonesin just to hear me rock the mic
Theyll be starin at the radio , staying up all night
So like a pimp Im pimpin, I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg Im just B-Boy limpin
Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumpin on a float
My man MCAs got a beard like a billy goat
Oowah oowah, is thedisco call
MCA, hu-huh, Im gettin rope yall
Routines I bust and the rhymes that I write
And Ill be bustin routines and rhymes all night
Like eatin burgers or chicken andyoull be pickin your nose
Im on time homey thats how it goes
You heard my style, I think you missed the point
Its the joint
Mike D, with your bad self runnin things
Whats up with your bad breath? Onion rings
Well Im Mike D, and Im back from the dead
Chillin at the beach, down at Club Med
Make another record cause the people they want more of this
Suckers they be sayin they can take out Adam Horowitz
Hurricane, you got clout
Other DJs hell take your head out
A puppet on a string, Im paid to sing or rhyme
Or do my thing
Im in a lava lamp inside the brain hotel
I might be freakin or peakin, but I rock well
The Patty Duke, the wrench, and then I bust the tango
Got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mango Kangols
I got the peg leg atthe end of my stump
Shake your rump
Full clout yall
Full clout yall
And when the mic is in my mouthI turn it out yall
Full clout
Never been dumped, cause Im the most mackinest
Never been jumped, cause Im known the most packinest
Yeah, weve got beef chief, were knockin out teeth chief
And if you dont believe us you should question your belief, Keith
Im like Sam the butcher bringin Alice the meat
Like Fred Flintstone drivin around with bald feet
Should I have another sip? Nah, skip it
In the back of the ride and bust with the whippet
Rope a dope Dookies all around the neck
Whoo ha, yo garcon the cheque
Running from the law, the press, and the parents
Is your name Michael Diamond? No mines Clarence
From Downtown, Manhattan, the Village
My style is wild and you know that it still is
Disco bag schlepping and youre doing the bump
Shake your rump