You Never Take Me Dancing

The worlds greatest mystery

Love between the woman and the man

Some guys are Romeos

Others simply do the best they can

Im just your average

Ordinary Joe

Tryin to learn things
I never knew
I had to know

Whats a man supposed to do

I dont get no kick from nine to five

And Im not a man
Who thinks its true
Its a womans place
To keep a love alive

Watched enough daytime TV

To know my babys needs

Sometimes I swear that
Shes impossible to please

She says give me all
That I want of your money baby
But you never take me dancing

You give me all
That I want of your money baby
But you never take me dancing

Really think I do a lot to show

How I feel about her in my way

Roses on our anniversary
Candlelight and me on her birthday

Just when I thought that
I had it all worked out

Now she says
I still dont know what its all about
She says give me all
That I want of your money baby
But you never take me dancing

You give me sweet little talk
Call me honey baby
But you never take me dancing

Im just your average

Ordinary Joe

Tryin to learn things I never knew
I had to know

Give me all
That I want of your money baby
But you never take me dancing

You give me sweet little talk
Call me honey baby
But you never take me dancing

She say give me
All that I want of your money baby
But you never take me dancing

You give me sweet little talk
Call me honey baby
But you never take me dancing

Take me dancing

Well its a lie